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Emergency Low Services Hoodie

$45.00

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When your low hand somehow saves the day… and snags half the pot. Retro vibes meet poker lingo in this vintage-style tee—perfect for flexing your “87 is the nuts” moments at the table. 

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.